Tragically Delayed Self-Esteem

Photorealistic self-esteem

Not Good at Compliments

At your peril ;)

Put It Down For A Minute

Your worries, your cares, your sadness, your fears. Et cetera.

(apple looks pretty good.)

Ay, There's The Rub

I know but -

Late Winter Feels Like...

Single people, amirite?

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(Update: New old maid column on McSweeney's today!)

Late Winter Reminders

What I'll be doing this weekend. But hey - TGIF!

The Bird and the Bagel

Oh holy bagel

Year of the Yang

Happy Year of the Goat. Or Sheep. Or Ram.

I don't actually know the difference. Let's just make it work, people.

Hari Kondabolu & Friends at NYU

Loved last night's comedy jam session with Hari Kondabolu, Aparna Nancherla, Sabrina Jalees and Ali Wong for APA Institute at NYU! Felt like home. Crazy love. Thanks for doing what you do.

Here are some sketches. Disclaimer: these are not the jokes. These are my fond memories of the jokes. Go see them live. 

Special thanks to Mandeep & Priya for the ticket :)

More Than Happiness

New York is a funny place. I love it more than happiness itself.

Yah We Know

Easier said than done.

Independence Day for Single People

Holiday bonus :)

For Every Act of Hate

Let's overrun this place.

Can't Quit Now

Throw some love on it and keep going.

Mirror to our Humanity

Our sorrow is shared. More truth than one can bear. Quote by James Baldwin.

Wherever You Come From

Never feel shame.

Single Girl, Rock Bottom

Dark times, my friends, dark times ;)

Sick Thoughts

My brain can't decide.

Sick Day Sloth

Grounded sloth.

Grow Your Own Puppy

Wouldn't this be great?

Winter State of Mind

Winter coma or hella zen?

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(Update: New McSweeney's old maid column up today!)

Natural Selection in Action

Alas.