We had "disaster drills" that included nuclear attacks. Which apparently could be handled by going into the school basement and doing something called "duck and cover"--you sat crosslegged on the floor, leaned forward and held an open book over your head like a roof.
Which, I guess, was as close as they could get to the only real reaction to a nuclear attack: bend over, put your head between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye!
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We had "disaster drills" that included nuclear attacks. Which apparently could be handled by going into the school basement and doing something called "duck and cover"--you sat crosslegged on the floor, leaned forward and held an open book over your head like a roof.
Which, I guess, was as close as they could get to the only real reaction to a nuclear attack: bend over, put your head between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye!
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